Some things only women understand

Only women understand...

-that making a list of the things you have to do is almost as good as doing them.

-the difference between a dishtowel and a rag: do not use the dishtowel to polish the car. Do not shine shoes with it. Do not use it to catch paint drops.

-why you need your own special shampoo even though the hotel provides loads of bottles of the stuff.

-that spending $50 on a sweater marked down from $150 means you have an extra $100 in your checking account.

-that older men going out with younger women are searching desperately for youth, but older women going out with younger men are searching desperately for equals.